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Named after the creator, Mike, four most frequent posters, Brittany, Jason, Anna, Sarah and newest member Dorothy. archives Friday, April 30, 2004 So Im trying to convince Dorothy Lee that she's attractive but no matter how many people I get to tell her she isn't she just refuses to accept I'm right. What should I do? posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:42 AM Wednesday, April 28, 2004 It's good to have you back mike. My self-esteem was rising to dangerous levels. posted by Jason 7:38 PM Name of the play: Ghosts The car is...not. Hunter is offically dead and awaiting my further action be bought by the government or some junk yard. New possible cars for me to buy are: Saturns (SL2), Dodge Neons, Pontiac Sunfire, or some other tiny sedan that will be nothing like my beautiful SUV. I want a truck. But I want to carry many people, legally, so the truck isn't an option. Sigh. Cas and I are no longer as well. He said that he felt I needed to be with someone who could more fully appreciate me and "it's not you, it's me." I asked for a real reason, he said he couldn't give me one. I'm sad and bitter and miss him, but life goes on and I have my eye on two other males. One of them went to IHS (ew and is younger than me), but the other seems remotely interested in me, is older, and didn't go to IHS. Oh, and he likes my music and drives a convertable. (I know, cause we went to lunch today.) Sometimes I don't have the courage to live. Meh. We cannot live together. And my name is spelled BRITTANY, bastard. posted by Anonymous 5:55 PM So My mom left right after we got the internet installed and is out with my sister whom she picked up from school leaving me and the net ALL ALONE after 6 months of separation. Big mistake. I've never been hornier in my life. I said I've missed you WWW (that's my cute little nickname for her) and after that no more words were spoken except for a lot of OH GOD! OH GOOODDDD! OOOOHHHHHHHHH GOD! etc. I'll bore anyone with details if they'd like. Just feeling the sweet contours of her mouse molded to my hand and how quick and ready she is to my every little command. And Oh do I know just how to press every single one of her little buttons. I'm proud to say she smoked a cigarette afterwards and she doesn't smoke so.... Anyways In case you haven't figured it out I AM BACK! So BACK! Please no tears of joy. The M for masochism is back. I see I've missed so much. Mainly boring unimportant stuff but stuff nonetheless. The situation must be rectified immediately. Jason first I must point out what a putz you are for turning in 21 dollars in unmarked US currency. FOOL FOOL FOOL. I doubt it's part of some little old woman's mortgage. Who's going to show up and claim that money? Anyone with half a brain. Someone unlike you. Silly Boy Scout. How do you know God wasn't saying take the money buy food my son. But then you shunned his gift. Now you're going to HELL. But that's ok I could use the company. Then again anyone even remotely interesting who's ever lived is probably in hell. I saw something briefly about suicide and Britney. If you kill yourself before you at least TRY to live with me I'm killing Jason. Yeah, so think of that Ms. "I'm a lot stronger than you think Mike." The library has ALWAYS carried tax forms. AND voter registration forms... It's a goddamn PUBLIC library. It's not just a place for books it's supposed to be a PUBLIC INFORMATION CENTER. Glad to clear that up. Wow Jason I'm absolutely shocked that a girl liked hearing "you look great " from an unfamiliar but cute college guy. I'm shocked, absolutely shocked. Cas may not be an atheist but I'm only looking for people not to believe in a higher power. Agnosticism and Buddhism (to an extent) is more than fine with me. Jason I see you're taking a theology class. I'm disgusted. What do you learn? Is it at least accurate like the real history of Christianity and the other organized religions and maybe current day so called "cults?" If so then that's kewl if not I want to throw up that you get college credit for it. You can't say that about a play and then not tell us the name Brat. Oh and Brat how's the car? As you can tell I've instantaneous connection to world wide information from a comfortable chair in my house. But most of all I've missed you... AWWWW I'm such a softie... Now get back to work minions (whip whip) Since Our S in S&M never writes I must take over as both sadism and masochism. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:09 PM Tuesday, April 27, 2004 Happy Birthday, Jason. You mean more than any words I can think of. No gift, cause to be honest, I can't afford anything after paying to get my butt up to your state, so that'll have to do. Maybe I'll be able to spring for some food or something. :) (I MISS BENI HANA!) Hope you had a wonderful day, hon. *hug* posted by Anonymous 10:55 PM Monday, April 26, 2004 Today is my last day as a teenager. Wowzers. posted by Jason 8:08 PM Tuesday, April 20, 2004 It figures that 4:20 started in the Bay Area in the 70s. posted by Anonymous 10:27 PM Friday, April 16, 2004 I have tickets to see Incubus. AHHHHH!! I rule. posted by Anonymous 12:28 AM Monday, April 12, 2004 They were advertised for at the Warfield when I went to see A PERFECT CIRCLE at the Bill Graham Center. (Amazing show.) Now I have tickets for Incubus and oh my god that is going to rock. I don't even know who is opening, but I know that a ticket was bought for me and I am happy happy happy. Who know who had a really good laser and light show? Godsmack. I was really impressed with their effects. Of course, being close enough to be able to touch the band is plenty impressive. Now if Led Zeppelin could be ressurected and the Goo Goo Dolls could finish their next album, I could find a reason to wake up in the morning. posted by Anonymous 11:37 PM Just saw The Strokes in concert. They were really good. Excellent use of strobe lights. posted by Jason 11:23 PM doh. I was supposed to donate blood today. posted by Jason 8:52 AM Happy Religious Holiday where I get candy. Oh damn. I'm late. Meh. The clearance candy is really what I'm in this for. (caramel cadberry eggs, here I come.) posted by Anonymous 2:07 AM Friday, April 09, 2004 So, I'm pretty sure Ryan is IMing me in secret. He was good at first, but too many things line up. I'm annoyed. posted by Anonymous 12:06 AM Tuesday, April 06, 2004 Whoa. Craziness. I told my parents that I want to quit school. They weren't impressed. I'm just so tired of this. posted by Anonymous 11:36 PM so im walking home from shoping with elise, and i find 21 bucks outside the library. when im turning it in to a campus public saftey officer at the front desk of my dorm, she says they had to key into my room. my roommates computer pretty much caught on fire. wowzers. posted by Jason 9:58 PM Thursday, April 01, 2004 FUCK. I was supposed to call this morning about a really well paying job. I spent the night at the girlfriend's room last night because she had had a bad day and we aren't going to have a weekend together for the entire month, and I forgot about this call I was supposed to make. I was planning on calling at 7am, but I didn't end up calling until around 9, and the list was already full. Now I'm going to have to work at Fred Meyer or something. Hopefully I'll be able to get a job at a resteraunt. posted by Jason 11:04 AM |
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