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Named after the creator, Mike, four most frequent posters, Brittany, Jason, Anna, Sarah and newest member Dorothy.
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Friday, August 30, 2002

   
everyone go to comedy central's web page and play the games. theyre great.
posted by Jason 6:48 PM


 
MTV sucks. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is always hilarious! He was created by Robert Smigel who does the cartoons for SNL and might be the funniest guy alive. Triumph first appeared on Conan O'Brien and he's done a lot since. He was on Hollywood Squares (made fun of Al Roker and Kathie Lee, HILARIOUS) and went to a Bon Jovi Concert (Made fun of EVERYTHING there) and the Westminster Dog Show (where he was ejected from the booth) for the Conan O'Brien show. All his stuff used to be on Ifilm but its not there anymore. Don't know why. Luckily I watched it all before it was gone. There are scatterings of mpegs all over the web and I suggest you go see all of them especially his appearance at the star wars premiere, because not one of them is less than gut-busting. Try here http://www.insultcomicdog.com since Blogger won't link it. Fucking Blogger.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 6:22 PM


 
i was unimpressed with the VMA's. usually the person/band i wanted to win lost. oh well, i dont like mtv anyway. that puppet dog though. good grief is he hilarious. that thing with eminem and moby was great. eminem was a jerk of course, but thats to be expected. what was moby doing while eminem was getting that award when he got so pissed and threatened to hit moby? was moby booing? good times. anyway, about guns and roses, i thought it was pretty weak how axle got worn out and out of breath 1/4 of the way into welcome to the jungle. i think the guy is past his prime, but thats just me.
posted by Jason 1:32 PM


 
Yeah. Getting Jason on a phone...he he...you people don't realize how rare that is. Anyways...I do more than "barely survive" when camping. Geez. I thought the last camping trip was pretty fluffy. I mean, I want to camp where there are no showers and running water. Which I am doing in a couple of weeks. Yay. I love being outside and sleeping under the stars (as long as the bats don't dive bomb me this time...).And I do not need to live a bubble. I just need to avoid poles. It was dark and I wasn't paying attention as usual. Hey, I'm still standing (actually, I'm sitting right now...), uh, I can still function just fine, which proves that I'm tough...maybe. I don't know. You all know I'm the walking medical mishap, so that's my excuse. But I almost always get up and keep going, so I'm fine. Ugh. I have to go to class in 15 minutes. Oh. Hey Mike, if you liked my pole story then you MIGHT like the one with Derek and Jeremy because it was about me getting hurt as well. But they were teasing me kinda like you would. I don't know. Derek and I were laughing so hard that we couldn't breathe and we were trying to be inconspicuous(SP??) at this Red Lobster in Nevada where I had already created a scene before I even got through the door. Anyhoo, I was getting ready for school. So, I guess I'll continue with that. Ta!
posted by Anonymous 7:00 AM


 
I love seeing so many posts but J and Brat you do know there are these newfangled contraptions called phones? and you can chat online for free! Remember J next time I see you you had better be able to kick my ass after all your PT and self-defense classes. Im serious I want my ass kicked or you shouldn't be a 2nd lieutenant. But I am sure you will. Oh and Brat I do know about WorldCon, of course, and I just don't think many of your stories are funny. The pole story is hilarious!. Im still smiling. And Brat you can SO not walk alone at night. Not even in your suburbian hell or the "mean" streets of Grimmer and Blacow. ROFL. Anyways you really should be living in a bubble. Or just don't go outside. How is camping enjoyable when you ALWAYS get sunburned and hurt in some way? The idea is you "rough" it in the wilderness but survive. Not BARELY survive. On an unrelated note 237 is totally devoid of all vehicular traffic at 2:30 am. I had fun flying along the freeway at 85+_mph(I say 85+ because my speedometer only goes to 85) the entire way without dodging cars like usual.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 3:05 AM


Thursday, August 29, 2002

   
is this the brit and jason blog now? sheesh... my goodness. GUNS AND ROSES PLAYED TONIGHT ON THE VMAS!!!!!!!! that just made my year. ROCK ON!!!!
posted by Anonymous 11:31 PM


 
Well, now I know a little bit more. Some of that sounds cool, some of that sounds hard, and most of it sounds scary, because someone else will be in charge of your life. The prices we pay for more education after we complain all the way through high school.
I am all beat up. All bruised and cut up. Over the camping trip I bruised both my legs and my back, which I then sunburned, along with my face. I also sliced my finger and freaked Sue out when she saw the blood soaked paper towel around my index finger as I was rolling up tents with a bad attitude.Then, because I am such a clutz, walking home from Irvington and Walgreens (a walk I did many MANY times my during my high school career), I walked into a pole. Oh yeah. That's me. SMACK! There was the pole. I walked home bleeding. Sue freaked out again...I didn't even realize how badly I was bleeding.So now there is a nice gash on my arm. And now my dad believes even more than I should not walk alone at night. (I HATE THAT RULE! I can take of myself...as long as I don't run across any poles...) And that is not the end of it. I burned both my arms while cooking in the last couple of days...one might leave a scar. But its weird that I got all these wounds at once. I mean, I'm clumsy, but not that clumsy. What's next? I'll throw out my back. Oh that reminds me of Derek and Jeremy's joke against my spine...ha ha...sorry...it was so funny. It looked like I sprained my ankle when I was running into a Red Lobster, but I kept running anyways and limped it off. But they were teasing me about my "factured" spine accident. Nevermind. I'll tell you all another day, in person. Its funnier. Of course, Mike doesn't think any of my stories are funny...ANYWAYS, yeah. So I'm all beat up. =( I hope I get through WorldCon without too many more bruises. You never know when boys and weapons are involved...
I sure do ramble a lot when I know I should be doing math...I guess I will go back to that. Ta!
posted by Anonymous 9:29 PM


 
Warning: this post has the potential to be very boring if you arent interested in either the hell jason will be in in college or in the army. ill probably elaborate too much, but hey, thats how i do things.
nuff said.

ROTC stands for Reserve Officer Training Corps. There is ROTC for Army, Navy, Airforce, and maybe Coast Gaurd (not sure). I'll be in the Army program, thats the only one my school has. i'll have a 2 credit 2 hour class every friday afternoon. I'm not sure what will be taught, but its called the Profession of Arms. A captain in the Army teaches it. theres also pt m/w/f mornings, and like one weekend a month spent on excursions where we'll learn things like land navigation. i read in the newsletter a students account of a trip into a snowy, rainy forrest in the wee hours of the morning to work with GPS. im not sure if i should be excited about stuff like that, or worried. between the freshman and sophmore years (in the summer) and again between soph and jr. year, there are certain camps one can go to. the ones i remember are arctic warfare (in alaska), air attack (infantry jumping from and supported by helicopters), uh... there was a parachuting one, and one was about armor (tanks). these arent like tours of tanks and demonstrations of parachutes. if i were to go to the armor one id spend time in a tank simulator and learn how to operate an actual tank, or if i went to the parachuting one, id actually earn my wings. that part sounds like a lot of fun. then in between jr and senior year, ill go first to a camp where i shadow a 2nd leuitenant (maybe ill learn how to spell) as he or she leads a platoon around. then ill go to a camp where ill be ranked against like everyone else in the state or region or something who is in ROTC. that rank will determine how much influence i have on where im assigned. after senior year ill be commissioned as a 2nd Lt. in the army. for perspective, while 2nd Lt. is the lowest officer, one would be in charge of an infantry platoon (40 soldiers) or a platoon of tanks (4). much better than being a grunt.

the army offers scholarships to participants who qualify. i was told i have a chance of earning a scholarship as early as 2nd quarter. its not a full scholarship, but at seattle u, the school will pick up what the army doesnt pay, that includes tuition, food/board, fees, books, etc... pretty much a full ride. this isnt really anything to brag about though, because if i get a scholarship, ill be obligated to serve for 8 years, 4active/4reserve. i choose to look at that as having a secure job after college.

now it wont be fair complainging about a boring post, cause hey i warned ya.
posted by Jason 6:25 PM


 
So I am willing to ask this at the risk of being thought of as even more blonde than I already am (for those of you who don't know me, I am a red head trapped in a blonde's head), what exactly does the ROTC do? I know its something with the army...and you get money for school because of them...but...that's it. And I guess then, that the 5:40 thing won't be so bad. You'll be tired at first, but I bet you'll get into the habit of waking up that early just to get all worn out and sweaty. I can see pros and cons to this...hmmm...maybe I should get back into my sit ups thing. My goal is to one day do ONE real push up. Any tips? I need them. I can't even do one girly push up on my knees...
posted by Anonymous 5:40 PM


 
i have to get up that early because thats when rotc does their pt (physical training). lots of running, pushups, situps, and i imagine, yelling. good times.
posted by Jason 3:33 PM


 
Well, its official. I am employed. Cool stuff. I start on Wednesday, the 4th. I think this will be a cool job. It turns out that my supervisor and I know a lot of people mutually. Actually, its the same with most of my co-workers too, which I think is neat. And I am finally done adding and dropping classes. I have bio on MWF at 8am and 1pm on M. English MWF at 9am, but class is canceled this Friday, so I end this Friday at 8:50am (SCORE!). Then I have a voice class at 10 on T and TH. Math at 11 on T and TH. Which means, with the exception of Tuesday (because the choir class at the church buliding is Tuesday nights) nights, I am done with class at 10am or 12:15pm everyday. That means...a whole day to do stuff! =) Actually, I'll be working a lot, but since I'm making so little, I need a lot of hours. And then there is always the homework that I spend lots of time on. How come I never did homework in high school? It really feels like a new concept. Even with AP English, I didn't do that much. QUEST didn't even take up much of my time, but now...I know what homework is. I should have never complained in high school.
Jason...5:40AM!??!?! That's really early, hon. Why? Why would you pick that?? I don't know. That still doesn't seem so bad to me because I'm a morning person. I love waking up...and looking around (oh yeah...I'm blind...I can't see anything in the morning...)...and stretching...I must be crazy...
posted by Anonymous 3:28 PM


 
no class before 11 eh? ill be getting up at 540 M/W/F : (
posted by Jason 12:32 PM


Wednesday, August 28, 2002

   
Its official, im taking sabre fencing from 2:00-3:00 on tues and thurs so i can kick some arse! I still have no classes before 11:00, yipee, so i get to sleep in a lot.
posted by Anonymous 10:29 PM


 
i just spent even more money, this time on another pda. this one is a palm vii, and is no where near as cool as my visor. and, i could only afford a used one. oh well, thats what i get for leaving my pants on the roof of the car then driving off. im about to see if i can just connect it and electronically transfer my address book from the old program to the new. *crosses fingers*
posted by Jason 4:55 PM


 
Yay! I get so excited to hear from you, Jason, it seems so rare. Where am I working? I work for Ohlone. Sooo...I will basically live at Ohlone. Class at 8 or 10, and work until 7pm. Ugh. No more life for me. I guess I will do my homework in my sleep or something. I start in one week. The best part is that I get another parking permit for the campus, but this one is STAFF, which means...MUCH CLOSER PARKING!! WAHOO! Oh yeah...no more hiking for me. Speaking of school...I missed my first class today...oh well. Life goes on. I feel bad, but I must learn not to let everything get to me.
Mike, you make no sense. I didn't do something because I knew I should have?!? That makes no sense at all. If I knew I should have, I would have, but since I knew that I probably shouldn't have because it would have made things a lot more complicated and difficult, I didn't. And that is a funny way of saying it. I laugh everytime I hear it or have to explain it to someone. Jason thought it was funny too. And besides, Jason hasn't complained yet...at least, not to me...it's a really a desicion between him and I. You're not really involved. And I think I was fun to be around while he visited...I was...creative. Thats a good way to put it.
By the way...are there any people into science fiction type things and/or conventions?? Because, this weekend, starting tomorrow, going through Monday, is the San Jose WORLDCON. As in huge and people from all over the world will be there. Patrick Stewart is making appearence. Coolness. Uh...there will be LOTS AND LOTS of swords and nifty weapons. And armor. He he he...oh the scandlous things to do...but uh, yeah. It will be very cool and jam packed with stuff to see and do. So...GO! Or don't. I don't really care. If someone who knows me shows up and recognizes me, they will be shocked....I have a new things for boots...not really, but I have a new costume with boots and...I think I will need a tazer. ;) I don't think my dad will approve of this one. ANYWAYS, I am rambling a lot for someone who should be reading biology. 3 more chapters to go by next Friday. Ugh.
posted by Anonymous 2:20 PM


 
To Brat: Yes you are. The only reason you didn't is because you know you should have. Crazy Brat. And thats supposed to be a funny way of saying it.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 11:41 AM


 
geez brat, you talk about how great it is to get a job but you dont say where youre working. caramba. i just sent a check for $1,065.50 to a guy whos going to send me a kickarse computer. im very excited. i finally have the internet at my house but...
ITS DIALUP!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! oh well, at least i can blog regularly again. it just means no more CS until i get to college.
posted by Jason 11:22 AM


 
To Mike: I am not. If that was true then I would have "boffed" Jason, like you said. Did I? No. I did not. Although, Jason and I still think that is a funny way of saying "having sex."
posted by Anonymous 11:14 AM


 
To brat: You are.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:03 AM


Tuesday, August 27, 2002

   
Bored...

posted by Anonymous 10:06 PM


 
You make it sound like I'm the easiest person around, Mike. Aww..poor me. Whatever. I'm not too concerned about the mormons. I'll be honest. I'm not interested. Done. And I will run away when I see someone who might recognize so that I don't have to deal with them. I'm curious about the Mikael way, so maybe I'll drop in the afternoon before rehearsal. Uh, the church is actually right down the street from your house...he he he...ANYHOO, I was measured again for ANOTHER choir dress. I must say that my numbers make me seem very unproportioned. I knew that I could fit into guys pants that were 30 or 31 in the waist...but...wow. I'm 36, 29, 40. 40! That's quite a jump. Now, if most of males know what these numbers mean AND what order they go in to signify what, I will be impressed. But I expect not. Anyhoo, those aren't bad numbers, just a little surprising. I mean, most people (excluding Mike) would say that I look pretty decent, so I'm not going to worry about anything, but still, I thought the numbers interesting. Great...now that I sound like a number and weight obsessed vain person, I will announce that I start working in a week. Wahoo. And I am so evil. I've already asked for 3 days off. Man...they will hate when I go away for a week in November...oh well. Have I rambled enough for you guys?
posted by Anonymous 9:32 PM


 
Well, my bags are all packed up and I'm almost done clearing out all the old stuff no one wants from my room. I leave tomorrow morning, I'll be on a plane in 14 hours and 45 minutes, roughly. Today in New York City it was 80 degrees, and in Bronxville it was 76. I was afraid it was going to be near 100 like in april when I visited. Having said my hard goodbyes, I'm excited. Reaaaaaalllllllllly excited. My roommate kicks ass and the friends I've made already kick ass too. Theres not much else to say... I'll have exciting details after saturday. As far as mormons, when they come I tell them I'm happy with my current religion and close the door. My brother prefers to tell them he's a satanist. Everybody hope the plane has a good movie for me.
posted by Anonymous 6:14 PM


 
To get rid of mormons it is simple. All you have to do is start talking about how the devil rules your life and all that do not follow him will perish. Tell them they will not change your beliefs and that if they don't go away you will make voodoo dolls out of them. Works like a charm.
posted by Anonymous 9:24 AM


 
Do I dare ask what the Mikael way is? I have some idea. I don't know. This new place to have class thing starts in a week so I have that long to prepare. As I'm typing this, I realize that I am still wearing that CTR ring. Actually, I'm wearing all three of my rings. I lost my pinky ring. =( Oh well. Right now my mood ring says that I am very happpy and/or in love. Hmmm...that's probably pretty accurate. I have an hour before school...gotta eat some breakfast. Mmmm...acorn squash. My favorite.
posted by Anonymous 8:53 AM


 
HEHEHEHEHE Brat. Ive taught you nothing. (sigh, shakes head) First of all there are two ways to go about your moron problem. The chameleon way or the Mikael way. I personally endorse the Mikael way. The chameleon way has you dress like a moron, wear your CTR ring and agree with whatever a moron says and quickly move on. If they think you're one of them they wont bother you. If you want to pretend to be a satanist which you know you cant pull off and will probably only make them want to "save" you even more then go ahead and try. The Mikael way is a secret and Illl tell you in person if you ask. Of course you could always hire me to "handle' your problem. Damn MORONS. Damn all other religions too I hate them all equally. Damn customers too why are all you customers so damn stupid. White, mid-20s male comes in and asks me to show him where the caffeine pills are. I show him and he asks if I know of anything that works better than caffeine pills. Well nothing LEGAL, I think to myself so with a straight face I say, "Meth." "What," he says. "Meth," I repeat. So he starts looking for it on the shelf...(sigh) He looked like he was on drugs, guess appearances are deceiving. I have too many stories like that. I hate people. You heard me. And for the Love of Mike throw the damn books away! Why the hell do you have any? Why must you let people like me walk all over you?
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:57 AM


Monday, August 26, 2002

   
Just wear a star of david and color yourself black, mormons hate that. Jews and black people, they just cant work em.
posted by Anonymous 10:29 PM


 
I'm sunburned. =( That's what I get for not wearing my super sun screen on the boat for an hour. Ugh. Yeah. I know it sounds crazy, but my sun screen has titanium in it. Yeah, thats right. Metal. Its madness. Anyhoo, I think I have a job now. My boss looks and sounds just like Joshua Jackson (Pacey from Dawson's Creek), which is kinda interesting. So Mike, when are we getting this apt? Just kidding. I won't be making enough to move out just yet. I have to pay registration, get my jeep smoged, and then the insurance will come to bite me in the ass. At this rate, I'll never be able to save enough money to hop up to Seattle. I need rain!!!! (and a certain boy...) College is still very cool. Except that one of my classes (actually, my favorite and challenge class) will be at church. ACK! It will be held in the last Mormon building I attended...which means, the Mormons there will recognize me and I could be sucked back in. I am such a push over. I don't mean to be...but...I am. If I get another book of scriptures I will scream. I already have more than 5 on my book case and I have no more room. Ugh. Maybe I should take off the CTR ring. Mike thought it was dumb and I wouldn't wear it when Jason was around because he commented on my rings last time I was up north. Nevermind. I have a bunch of math and biology work to do. And then I have to practice for choir. Ah the life of a college student.
posted by Anonymous 5:26 PM


 
I went and picked up my schedule today. It wasn't really so fun seeing all those people again. What's really sad is that being there made me think about Brandon. I didn't see him, but Kim did. I miss him. I just miss his company and how he could make me laugh so easily. It doesn't feel good to lose a friendship, no...it doesn't feel good at all. =(
posted by Anonymous 12:02 PM


Sunday, August 25, 2002

   
1. Mission Peak IS easy.
2. Conquering a hill would be ok. But I specifically said human.
3. I have pent up energy just because I dont have as much competition as I want and my sisters do drive me crazy but I cant beat the shit out of them unfortunately so they're a contributing factor.
4. "Playing" is fun. I like fun. But what I want right now is the kind of fun where you hit something and get hit back. Even if I lose that'd be better than nothing.
5. Driving on winding roads IS fun.
6. So is camping.
7. In conclusion I need to start a fight club. Im sure Adam would be in but who else?
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 11:53 PM


 
I just realized that i have only one class on Tues and Thurs, Physics Lab... I was thinking about taking Fencing, Sabre Fencing, with the dead time, or just leave it be and use the free time to relax, whaddyall think? Or maybe i should take Ballet...
posted by Anonymous 11:52 PM


 
Well well...I come home, hop online, and read about panties. Interesting. Maybe I should tell everyone about my little twist on "trouser snakes." he he...sorry, but no. That was evil, but oh so much fun. Mike LaPlante...yeah, he is kermit, but I didn't know he was at Sac...what a relief. I got so tired of him. At least he never tried to rape me. I wouldn't have let him anyways. I'm terrified of that nose. Hey Mike, hiking around the hills in Fremont takes up a bit of energy...you could "conquer" Mission Peak. Its not such an easy hill to get to the top of. Or go play at Sunol park. The creek at Little Yosemitie is cool. I don't know. Why all the pent up energy? Aren't you in school yet? Aren't your sisters driving you crazy? If I were you, I think I'd much prefer school to a bunch of sibblings. I'd like to take a moment to say that camping is soooooo much fun. And driving a boat around is a lot of fun too. And driving on winding roads that seem a little dangerous is also a lot of fun. Basically, this weekend was cool, even if I was annoyed to bring two text books. Wahoo. Now I am tired and feeling a little grungy since I didn't get to take a shower and I drove forever and a day today. *sigh* Coolness. Its good to be home.
posted by Anonymous 8:51 PM


 
I really need to be involved in some sort of ongoing competition. Preferably physical. Like a sport such as football, or fencing. I used to take fencing. I just really need to kick ass, hit people, win, etc. because its just been too long. Hurry up and box me Adam! I have a lot of pent up energy and an extreme urge to win something against a fellow human being...I will obliterate.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 5:22 PM


 
Speaking of kermit, he goes to Thornton Ave Baptist as well.... or went to...He's at sacramento now dreaming about raping people with his big nose.
posted by Anonymous 1:22 PM


Saturday, August 24, 2002

   
Just so its clear Mike LAPLANTE sounds like kermit the frog...and was singing his rape song.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 11:46 PM


 
I am happy. =) 'nuff said.
posted by Anonymous 11:03 PM


 
Am I hot...lol. I go to Thornton Avenue Baptist Church and I don't know if I know you lol. Probably not. Lord of the rings is awesome. =) Orlando Bloom is hot too.
posted by Anonymous 10:59 PM


 
Are you hot? J/P, call mike, im sure he wont mind... What church do you go to and by the way, do i know you? Anyways... Did i say yet that lord of the rings is awesome? I went and saw LaPlante's band today. Same ol same ol, mike sounds like kermit the frog... I left after he sang the song about him wanting to rape someone in his math class. Sad sad sad...
posted by Anonymous 10:35 PM


 
Sexual frustration sucks. I want to make out with someone and I am stuck here. Also, the Niners are losing. Today hasn't been too fun. I did however get to wear my new undies =). They are so cute. Okay, not like you all needed to know that, but I told you anyway. LOL. Well, I am performing at the church tomorrow....pray for me, hehe. We were supposed to invite a bunch of young people to invade the church, and I tried to invite my friends, but I don't know who is coming. I even tried to invite Brandon and I honestly don't know why. We'll see what happens. Thanks for listening to me ramble. =)
posted by Anonymous 7:15 PM


 
Im cleaning my room...sad but true. Packing up all the stuff i'll need for college but have no necessary need for right now. I have some of my books already, 8 for one class... I still need to get my entertainment necessities, but i got a new computer yesterday :) An AMD Athlon XP 2000+ Good stuff. Jeremy left this morning. I think Cat Mckeefrey did too. Kristine has been in the process of moving over the last week. And all the SJSU people have already moved. I feel weird not starting school for another 3 weeks. Maybe its a good thing.
posted by Anonymous 12:26 PM


 
Anthony and I have a serious discussion about the city of Angels
Elysian Nights: won't have a car during school year so won't get out that much
Shdy314: ah
Shdy314: im sure you can rely on america's fine public transportation system;-)
Elysian Nights: riight, especially in the LOVELY city of LA
Shdy314: EXACTLY
Shdy314: or walk
Shdy314: breathe in some of that wonderful fresh air
Elysian Nights: and get mugged
Shdy314: good for your health
Elysian Nights: yup, makes you feel glad you're alive
Shdy314: oh anthony what sort of person would be mugged in wonderful old LA
Elysian Nights: yeah, i'm just being paranoid
Shdy314: im glad ur being reasonable
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:15 AM


Friday, August 23, 2002

   
There is always one to be found. And to stop looking is paramount to accepting ignorance and pretending you dont see a problem where you should. That is the anti-thesis of what I stand for and even goes against the title of this blog. Advocating ignorance is a capital crime here I'm afraid. Now I have to execute you. You have 24 hours to live starting now. Enjoy the time you have left. There is a problem with not being able to accept touch. Something did happen to someone who cannot stand physical affection. Its a problem. Accept it. Never said it was your fault though.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:48 PM


 
wow a fremont club...it prolly sucks anyways. I wanna go to a San Ho club or frisco somewhere. maybe there are some good ones at SC
posted by Anonymous 11:52 AM


 
Its a gay club?! Oh wow. I didn't know that. I thought that my parents went there a couple years ago to check it, but I thought they didn't go back because it was too young for them. HA HA HA! Sorry. I'm glad I know that now.
posted by Anonymous 10:47 AM


 
I'm going camping. =) Yay! Uh, Matt, I could park on top of the hill, but as of right now, they are checking, and I still have the issue of going up and down stairs. There isn't much I can do. And Matt, have you tried Mangoes yet? I don't know if that club is any good or not, but at least its local...
posted by Anonymous 7:18 AM


 
Shdy314: ur up early
Elysian Nights: late
Elysian Nights: going to bed soon
Elysian Nights: u up early or late?
Elysian Nights: or was that joke...
Elysian Nights: cause sometimes I am up early like this and go online and friends too
Shdy314: im up early its AM were up early
Elysian Nights: naw, i'm up late
Shdy314: nope
Elysian Nights: you gotta use late and early to distinguish waking up early and going to bed late
Shdy314: i could do that
Shdy314: but i use am and pm
Elysian Nights: it's needed for better communication :-)
Elysian Nights: am and pm still won't distinguish
Shdy314: if ur talking to a retartded oerson
Shdy314: i dont care if u woke up or not i said ur up early
Shdy314: as in early in the morning
Shdy314: just up as in awake
Elysian Nights: Here in America, saying someone's up early IMPLIES that one has awoken early
Elysian Nights: it's understood
Shdy314: nope
Shdy314: just like you fools that say tomorrow past midnight
Elysian Nights: affirmative
Shdy314: true night owls say today
Shdy314: ur way is self centered like the world revolves around u being awake or asleep
Elysian Nights: Depending on who I'm talking to and my sleep schedule I'll use either tomorrow or today
Elysian Nights: If I'm on night schedule like I've been lately, I'll say today....if I'm just staying up kinda late I'll say tomorrow...whatever commuicates the message better to whomever I'm talking to
Elysian Nights: but i SHOULD technically say today
Shdy314: well then ur problem is ur talking to stupid people the day does not begin after uve awoken
Shdy314: nor are u up LATE just cause youve yet to go to bed
Elysian Nights: Late is relative
Shdy314: the world continues whether ur asleep or awake or dead
Shdy314: Late isnt relative
Elysian Nights: yes, when you say you're up late it is
Shdy314: you have to be somewhere at 2 pm? show up at 3?
Shdy314: LATE
Shdy314: no
Elysian Nights: yes, you showed up past the time expected
Elysian Nights: If I'm awake past the time I expected to sleep or past what is normal, I'm up late
Shdy314: No just because someone goes to bed at 9 normally and one day stays up till 10 doesnt mean theyre staying up late
Shdy314: see what time the LATE SHOW comes on? or the LATE LATE SHOW
Elysian Nights: using your example about 2pm aptmnt showing up at 3pm means late...it wouldn't make sense to say you're up early....if you haven't gone to bed yet
Shdy314: yes it would
Shdy314: Im up early in the morning
Shdy314: up simply means awake
Shdy314: Im awake its early morning
Shdy314: why are up so early in the morning? cuz i havent gone to bed
Elysian Nights: that doesn't go along with example you gave earlier
Shdy314: sure it does
Shdy314: say you call someone at 3 am because you havent gone to bed theyre gonna say why the fuck you calling so early?
Elysian Nights: modifiying it...so if you show up at 1pm instead of 2pm you're there early
Shdy314: yes
Elysian Nights: so how is just being awake in the early morning mean being up early
Shdy314: call someone at noon whos still tired theyre not gonna say that because early isnt relative
Elysian Nights: your example demonstrate that early and late are relative
Shdy314: its not early they just happen to be sleeping later than most people
Shdy314: No it demonstrates very cleary its not
Shdy314: people use it relatively
Shdy314: but they shouldnt
Shdy314: people like YOU
Elysian Nights: why not?
Shdy314: because when you make things relative you make things unclear
Shdy314: my way is universal and if everyone used it would mean ZERO miscommunications
Elysian Nights: not if it's understood by people listening and in English MANY things are understood
Shdy314: But the problem is not everyone will always understand it
Elysian Nights: I would go along with it if everyone followed your way or if your way was an official way
Shdy314: it is
Elysian Nights: I would PREFER that way
Shdy314: people corrupt the right way and think their corrupted more popular way is right
Shdy314: but its not RIGHT just more heavily used because its easier
Elysian Nights: Just like when someone says you have something on your face and they touch their right cheek to indicate your left cheek
Shdy314: I dont do that
Elysian Nights: I PREFER to actually touch my left cheek because it's accurate
Shdy314: thats what SHOULD be done
Shdy314: thats good that you prefer the correct way
Shdy314: what sort of idiot thinks you should touch the opposite way? one that doesnt realize its inverted
Shdy314: therefore they do it incorrectly because they are stupid theirs is not ANOTHER way to do it thats equally as good
Shdy314: its the wrong way
Shdy314: and prone to as you pointed out the person touching the wrong area
Shdy314: aka a mistake
Shdy314:
Shdy314: You know Im right just accept it. And I get that you do it because thats how other people talk. But I dont think you should dumb yourself down to their level
Elysian Nights signed off at 3:51:48 AM

I will argue anytime anywhere over anything. You've been warned. MWhahahahahhehe (evilest laugh ever)
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 3:55 AM


Thursday, August 22, 2002

   
i wanna go clubbing...
posted by Anonymous 11:17 PM


 
Hey brit, park on the top and walk down... its closer and well, they never check up there. anyways, i ate sushi today so im happy and now im about to go to dinner with jer his g/f and our friend sammy one last time before jer moves away on saturday. Little diddy about jack and diane, oh yeah...life goes on.
posted by Anonymous 5:48 PM


 
I am slightly late this morning. I had planned on getting up at 12 and then checking my mail. After that I was going to take a shower at 1. Well it is almost 2 and I still haven't taken a shower, and I am just now getting to my mail. The reason behind that being that I stayed up until 3AM last night talking to Anthony online(although it was worth it, he will never for get the clit now LOL =). The other reason being that my AOL died this morning and I had to completely reinstall, which I might add made me completely lose my favorites. I haven't had anything to eat yet today...and if I want to read enough of my AP English book today I have to start now. *Sigh* Things should be a lot more simple. And I'm sorry for rejecting your lunch invite Mike, but you see I really don't have enough time now. =(
posted by Anonymous 1:58 PM


 
Someone new! How exciting. =) I have decided that college is soooooo cool. I thought I would have trouble with it, but I was so wrong. All my teachers are totally awesome (how many people do you know that have a comdedian that worked with Robin Williams for a math teacher??) and the work load is manageable. Its a lot. I mean, the first day of bio, I had a 3 hour lab and the first day of math, I was assigned 82 problems, but I am somehow keeping up. Not only that, but I am finding the challenges fun. And I can't get enough. I keep signing up for more and more classes. I signed up for another one a couple days ago and two more this morning. And still, I am only at school on most days from 8 til 10 or 10 til 2. That is not very much time. I finally figured out how many units I'm taking. As of right now, 14. So basically, I am actually happy with school. Hey Mike, I haven't seen you around...are you enrolled yet? If you are trying, you must be done enrolling by the 6th of September, okay? Okay, now that I think about it, I do have one complaint. See, I thought parking at Irvington was bad, but not really since I cheated and parked at Walgreens with Jason and Mike, but parking at Ohlone is terrifying. If you don't get there before 10, expect a walk. And it stays packed all afternoon too. Caramba. But I like to be optimistic about it and I see that all the walking and stair climbing is a good way to stay in shape...
posted by Anonymous 1:09 PM


Wednesday, August 21, 2002

   
hows this for depth: Cows eat grass.
I prefer to think of this as a canvas to paint a picture on. The picture may be a portrait, a landscape, pornography... but all is gravy here in the land of blog. Rants and raves are always welcome as well as stories and day tripping tales. To blog or not to blog, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of fellow bloggers, or to take arms against a sea of troubles. but enough about that. I am reading lord of the rings now, hopefully i can finish both fellowship and towers before the next one comes out. I still need to buy a PS2 for college so i can play DVD's and PS2 games. but than a mug...i work all of next week so i should have enough money then.
On another note, my band has a show this friday at Fremont Community Church, come and see us play at 7 ish. i think its $8 admission.
posted by Anonymous 11:33 PM


 
I prefer the name Lucifer. Damn newbie whelps. Write whatever you damn well please I run a relatively un-oppressive working environment here. Sexual debauchery is especially encouraged. Messages that have a great deal of depth and require thought are treasured.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:58 PM


 
I'm new =) I had to make a deal with the devil to join. I had to agree to send Michael something I have written. *sigh* I suppose I have to now. Question: Am I supposed to write some awe inspiring, life altering message here? Or can I write whatever I please?
posted by Anonymous 10:55 PM


 
Shdy314: i cant hold on forever my grip is slipping
CelticDream25: lol
Shdy314: (hand slips more and more)
CelticDream25: then fall
Shdy314: Bitch. I think. (suddenly slips and slides down the sheer rock face he was climbing)
Shdy314: (at the last second manages to stop his descent with his legs and swings his body around facing outward looking down a few thousand feet to the dusty bottom below)
CelticDream25: cool
Shdy314: (flips up and climbs to the top when his special sunglasses ring)
Shdy314: (The world needs me yet again I sigh and flip them open very stylishly and slide them on)
Shdy314: just another day in the life of Mikael.
Drop me a line Im not TOO busy. I could tell you the number for my new sunglasses (old ones blew up, pesky things) but then Id have to kill you. Reach me some other equally kewl way. Maybe special wrist communicator watches that transform us into spandex wearing freaks each named after a dinosaur?
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:25 PM


Tuesday, August 20, 2002

   
I hereby change my list of greatest movies ever made:
1. Moulin Rouge
2. Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring (new addition)
3. The Patriot
4. West Side Story
5. Fight Club
6. The Matrix
7. Braveheart
8. Robin Hood : Prince of Thieves
9. Prince of Egypt
10. Dumb and Dumber
posted by Anonymous 5:00 PM


Monday, August 19, 2002

   
So I can't spell. Sue me.
posted by Anonymous 7:19 PM


 
algerbra.... lol
I believe it's spelled algebra, but that could be just me... Ooooh did i tell everyone i got a 5 on my AP calc test? I could swear thats wrong, but im not complaining. Anyways, Last night we were kicking it at my youth leader's house and watched ocean's eleven when half way through God sent me an angel... Carly, My youth leader's wife's sister, walked in and i swear that the time stood still and the room lit up. Infatuation's a bitch...but hey, who cares?
posted by Anonymous 12:04 PM


Sunday, August 18, 2002

   
Tahoe is so beautiful. I just got home from my trip and I can't believe I have never been up there before. It was so much fun. I did this reverse bungie jump thing and it was so crazy and wild...I was so scared, but I wanted to prove I could do it and I did- I think it was my favorite part of the whole trip. Maybe. I don't know. Going down a mountain with the car in neutral the whole way because Derek is a dork and forgot to get gas before we left for Reno was pretty hillarious. There was never a dull moment up there. What a way to end my summer. =) School wise, I am taking easy GE classes. Enlgish, Bio, and Algerbra. I hate starting in square one with math, but c'est la vie. The most awesome thing so far is that I auditioned for the most advanced choir and made it in!!!! WAHOO! Freshman never make it into this choir and I walked in, did one song, sight read a couple things, and BAM! The director emailed me and said, "See you Tuesday night." Then, as if that wasn't cool enough, I was invited into another choir! Yay! I've also gone around the campus a bit, and I am liking Ohlone more than I thought I would. Its really pretty up there. But, I have class at 8 in the morning and I'm still not entirely sure where my class is, so I have to go get some sleep. Ta!!
posted by Anonymous 11:39 PM


Saturday, August 17, 2002

   
Lets see how today was. My mom's birthday. Saw XXX with Tim which wasn't as stupid as I thought it'd be. Plot and story-wise yes of course it was weak but the rest was James Bond on steroids which is of course a good thing. James Bond should take a hint since the last Bond flick was a P.O.S. I fell asleep watching. Funny One-liners especially when hes insulting Samuel Jackson the M figure(though male) and a young version of Q who eventually turns Vin Diesel's G.T.O into a freaking spaceship. Yeah so Id say see it for the eye candy and extreme sports like avalanche racing and the hot XXX girl ;-). Had to say that. On another note why do @$$holes seem to insist on bringing their kids to loud movies? or any movies? And then the parents not having enough common sense to LEAVE when their child starts crying. That is beyond irritating.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:29 PM


 
id like to start things off by saying WEEZER SUCKS.
But its all gravy, im contemplating my new love for house music. At this very moment i am listening to kylie minogue, and earlier today i went out and bought Aqua's Aquarium. Im still looking for good clubs, but the band's touring is too much so i cant reall get to go clubbing for another 3 weeks at least, so its not even worth it, i should just try to find some clubs in SC. I find it funny how everyone is starting school already. Still have another month :) Im taking Calculus for science and engineering 19A, Physics 5A, and Environment and society 80A (a requirement for frosh...) My earliest class is 11:00 on any given day, so im happy. I move in on the 14th and after a 4 day long orientation, school starts on the 18th. I cant wait. Amitoj and james will be kewl to hang out with, even though i prolly wont even see them. I still need to finish shopping. I need a ps2 and a few games. But than a mug. La Vie Bohem
One song, glory
one song before i go
glory, one song to leave behind
posted by Anonymous 9:11 PM


 
I move to new york in 11 days. Kind of exciting, but parts of it arent fun at all. Packing SUCKS, leaving people 3000 miles away sucks too. I move in the 31st and school starts the 9th, or something like that. Apparently last year for orientation they took people to see a taping of the daily show. I think they should do that again. My roommate kicks ass, as well as everyone else I've met so far. I won't know my other two classes till I get to school, but I know for sure one of them is an anthropology class called culture, mind, experience, and we study about how different cultures shape people and their interactions and stuff. I think I'll probably end up taking a fiction writing seminar as one of my other two. I'm already making plans to (a) go to the peanut butter and jelly restaurant in greenwich village, (b) heckle TRL fans in times square, and (c) see rent (again, but this time with everyones favorite nsyncer joey fatone.)

I saw weezer last week and it was very, very cool. They played el scorcho AND the good life, and now I can die a happy person. I'm glad all of you are excited for college and all of that.
posted by Anonymous 1:47 PM


 
i love washington. you all should come live here too. my only complaint about the place is that it hasnt rained like i was promised. but im sure that will be amended by winter. i start school sept. 20, with classes starting the 25th. they gave me this book to read called dead man walking, im sure youve all heard of it. im supposed to read it, then well talk about it one day during the orientation (there are so many orientations!) the author will even be there. sounds like fun. im taking 17 credits, french, history of western civilization, and digital operations (not exactly sure what this one is, it isnt listed in the course guide). those are all 5 credits each and then i have 2 credits of the profession of arms, an ROTC class. while i was dissapointed that i have class every day, i start later than at irv, and i get out at 1:15 m/t/th, 11:50am wed, and 330 on friday, with like 1/2 hour breaks between classes. good times. what classes do you guys have?
posted by Jason 11:41 AM


Friday, August 16, 2002

   
Life melds into an endless dream of apparitions and enigmas belittleing my soul to nothing

Dont ask me what that is supposed to mean
posted by Anonymous 12:36 PM


 
Im his truest friend and thats a direct quote from this blog so Im the best. Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:26 AM


Thursday, August 15, 2002

   
Yes, that sounded dirty. And Jason is allowed to have as many best friends as he wants. There is no special limit rule that says you can only have one. I believe that Derek is Jason's best friend through scouting. At least that is what he said to me. I asked if it looked bad because I can't get in contact with Jason to see if he thinks it looks bad (but I am assuming he's fine with all of this), otherwise I would have invited him and stuff. Instead, its been a week or something since I last heard from him and I am clueless as to what is going on. I don't even know when he starts school. And this is even funnier because everyone assumes that I should know these things and they expect me to be able to also give them the information...
Well, I have to go. My first class is TODAY...at 9am and I still have to get gas. I am sooooooo nervous!
posted by Anonymous 8:16 AM


 
Ok I am NOT the only person that would think this.

Shdy314: now when u said good bye did u mean now or later:-)
CelticDream25: when i get off with joe
CelticDream25: so soon
Shdy314: man that sounded dirty
CelticDream25: lol
Shdy314: i have to save that sorry
CelticDream25: only u would think that
CelticDream25: lol

Now come on people how many of you thought that sounded dirty?
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 2:36 AM


 
Since Tim asked Im going to ask you all. Do you have the courage to go against the status quo?
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:44 AM


 
Fremont is boring, i wanna go to college already. this whole summer before college is annoying, because youre scared of getting to close to someone because youre going to leave them anyways in a month. I miss tan and jenni. this sucks
posted by Anonymous 12:04 AM


Wednesday, August 14, 2002

   
*Ahem* I dont remember inviting you to Tahoe. If you go to Tahoe with Jason's best friend, a la ME, then it doesnt look bad at all since I lack any interest in you whatsoever. And the answer is that it only matters what your boyfriend says. If he says it looks bad it looks bad. And vice versa.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 11:36 PM


 
I have an interesting situation. See, I have a boyfriend. Through him, I met this guy Jeremy, who is cool. But then I also met his brother (Jeremy's), Derek. I'm better friends with Jeremy and Derek is really good friends with Jason. So...we have this circle of friends. But, I think Derek and I would get along even better than Jeremy and I do. And I want to be friends with everyone. And Derek has this girlfriend that I have heard so much about...anyways, what I want to know, is whether it looks bad to go away to Tahoe with your boyfriend's best friend and his older brother, who is also your friend, for a weekend, with very little parent supervison. Its Derek's birthday and we're celebrating. I'll tell you what happens later.
posted by Anonymous 11:32 PM


Tuesday, August 13, 2002

   
than a mug, life sucks, fremont is boring, i wanna go CLUBBING!!!!! i swear im more and more asian as time goes by. I was in mexico and the entire second half of the week i was craving chinese food. Not to mention the fact that i actually enjoyed dancing and clubbing. We went to a club called Christine, it was awesome, it was like a rave but without the drugs, just a lot of alcohol. we got there and the waiter brought us a bottle of smirnoff and 6 shot glasses, not to mention the sex on the beach, margaritas, and the works, i was plastered by the end of the night.
posted by Anonymous 10:51 PM


 
I know how YOU spell your name.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 8:17 PM


 
Thanks Mike. Now all you have to do is spell my name correctly and all will be good. Its Brittany. Not Britney. I am not like Ms. Spears. Yuck. Anyways, I am letting that go so I can watch American Pie 2 because I said I would never see it, but the more open minded me says I need to be less shy and less sqeamish. Okay then. Off to that. Oh and welcome home, Matt.
posted by Anonymous 10:00 AM


 
God Luv U2: you work wed?
Shdy314: yes day shift
God Luv U2: until?
Shdy314: 5
God Luv U2: ok
God Luv U2: mebbe we'll rob a liquor store
God Luv U2: bye
Shdy314: sounds good t/c

Tim is almost as spontaneous as me.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:25 AM


 
I like Britney a lot more since she started reading Douglas Adams. Oh and beware my awesome information gathering power I am tricky.

Elysian Nights: saw eminem yesterday
Shdy314: i kno
Shdy314: how was it?
Elysian Nights: was cool shit
Shdy314: glad it was worth the price
Elysian Nights: it was
Elysian Nights: enjoyed myself...papa roach was really cool too
Shdy314: awesome
Shdy314: u went with Kim and...who?
Elysian Nights: her friend Liz
Shdy314: u like liz
Elysian Nights: like how?
Shdy314: like u want to date her
Shdy314: or maybe just boff her
Elysian Nights: haha
Elysian Nights: no, why
Shdy314: its okae i can keep a secret
Elysian Nights: she's cool though
Elysian Nights: why do you ask that
Shdy314: becuz u know its true
Elysian Nights: dork
Elysian Nights: that was an out of the blue question...explain please
Shdy314: becuz I heard u like Liz
Elysian Nights: from WHO?
Elysian Nights: from kim?
Shdy314: and Liz
Elysian Nights: or u fucking with me
Elysian Nights: do YOU like liz? is that why you ask?
Shdy314: anthony buddy pal friend
Shdy314: would MOI fuck with YOU?
Elysian Nights: ::gives you a look::
Shdy314: exactly

What do you All think?
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:23 AM


Monday, August 12, 2002

   
Back from mexico, it was awesome. lots of clubbing. im 18 now its great... I plan to keep going clubbing as soon as i can find some good ones. than a mug, terza rima.
posted by Anonymous 10:48 PM


 
Granted, I getting more and more nervous about college, especially since I don't know a thing about the campus and three of my books are back ordered...but already, now that I am out of high school, I am acting more like the person I have always wanted to be and am no longer held to the images of me that my peers at school had. Its fun. But I'm grateful for it and the people close to me who are helping me discover this new me...anyways...this weekend was wonderful. I got 15 hours of sleep last night. See, at the bash I mentioned before, I got maybe 2 or three hours of sleep a night because I was up late doing party stuff, but then getting up early for the little kids that know me and have discovered that I am a morning person and therefore, I won't get angry if they crawl on me, scream and play, and manage to get me up so that I can get some milk. It was great. Though, this was the most mellow bash I've ever been to. No teen drama. YES! Instead, lots of laughing, bonding, and in the end, cuddling, because well...who doesn't like to cuddle? No one I know. So...yeah. My jeep is officially fixed and I can be happy about saying I did all the bloody work. Oh, hey Mike, you feeling better? You seemed a little weirded out that I just showed up at your house without a word of notice, but I was in the area doing something that was important to me and I thought you might like some company to cheer you up and back you up about your sisters...Did anyone see the metor shower?? It was going on last night and tonight. I am going up to Sunol for less light and peace of mind to see the beauty of the cosmos (and listen to 'dark side of the moon').
I'd also like to say that 6 times 9 does not equal 42 and I have failed to miss the ground in all my attemps to fly. Nevermind.
posted by Anonymous 10:33 PM


Sunday, August 11, 2002

   
Sometimes late at Night Tim and I get philosophical and talk about things like our role in the Universe....

Shdy314: im not sure what we are tho? not shepherds not wolves...? black sheep? rams maybe i dunno
God Luv U2: im a prophet. i see what others can't. so they fear me
Shdy314: im trying to keep it symbolic
God Luv U2: and try to crucify me
God Luv U2: heheheheh
God Luv U2: im a crow
God Luv U2: the ones that they send to see if there's dry land near
Shdy314: dont they use doves?
Shdy314: u know if it wasnt for the fact that I also like to compare myself to Jesus Christ Id take offense to that
God Luv U2: hahahahaha
God Luv U2: im a prophet
God Luv U2: not the Son of God
God Luv U2: goodness
God Luv U2: don't declare jihad on me
Shdy314: moses then
Shdy314: Id be the last to start a holy war
God Luv U2: i'd be the first
God Luv U2: i like manipulation
God Luv U2: i'd manipulate religious piety to destroy my enemies
God Luv U2: w00t
Shdy314: niiiiiiice
Shdy314: id just manipulate greedy people
God Luv U2: haha that's too easy
God Luv U2: greed is too simple
Shdy314: theyre more easily controlled
God Luv U2: religious fervor is more fun to play with
Shdy314: but trickier
God Luv U2: i'd declare you satanic
Shdy314: Id declare myself satanic
God Luv U2: anyway... im too busy buying souls from the Devil
God Luv U2: He gets them wholesale
God Luv U2: so i get a good deal
God Luv U2: never know when you might need one
God Luv U2: nite
Shdy314: hook me up

He didn't hook me up yet. Greedy soul hogging Bastard.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:39 AM


Friday, August 09, 2002

   
Once again, the boyfriend pulls through and makes my day! =) I think he plans for me to get really stressed out and mopy and then comes in for the rescue so it seems even more amazing. ;) ha ha ha...anyways, I wanted to invite people to a summer bash party thing that I am leaving for this afternoon. Basically, its a three day party that my best friend's parents are putting on at their house in San Leandro. Friday night is the sushi run. YUM. Saturday afternoon is the used book store run that everyone spends way too much money on and then the teens all run down to Telegraph in Berkeley to create trouble. No, just kidding. But there is food (a BBQ) Saturday night, some gaming, and usually some music, but not what you think. Its folkish music played live in a circle setting, in the living room. Its cool. Sunday morning in the "dead bunny brunch," which I am not going to explain much because you really have to see it with your own eyes, but is still yummy. And that evening is "killer lasgna," which is called that because it is that good. But the line is long, so get there early for that. For more in depth information, go to http://www.xocolatl.com There are directions and such on the site as well.
Now, time for my bragging rights. I fixed my car. The work was done by me. I know a hell of a lot more about cars than I thought I would ever want, but I now know that I can take care of this stuff if I need to. I've had a couple people ask for me to work on their car, but no. I can't. The work is too hard on me. I'm still recovering from that bloody pulled tricep. And its not exactly friendly on the back either, especially when you previously fractured your spine. But I might be able to help with something else on cars. I don't know. Nevermind. I'm happy to say that I know more about cars than a lot of my friends. =)
posted by Anonymous 10:15 AM


Wednesday, August 07, 2002

   
Ummmm. Apology Accepted? I dont know what you did. Sorry for the times you felt I was being cruel to you. I wasn't trying. Yes they all published. Its not much extra work you know I just like to give you a hard time for having such bad luck with blogger.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 8:43 PM


 
You know the worst kind of pain? Its that stabbing/burning pain especially in a sensitive area like oh say, your throat!!!! ACGHHHHHHHH Thats the pain I get when I swallow anything. No Im not an idiot I am going to the doctors just wanted you all to know how much it FUCKING HURTS!
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:12 AM


Tuesday, August 06, 2002

   
Ever been so close to success that it becomes painful?? That is where I am with my car. See, I have been having problems with it all summer. Stupid car. First, it was over heating and I couldn't use my air conditioner. This isn't a problem for me, since air conditioning kinda makes me feel icky, but for all my friends who were driving around with me, for some reason fresh air and wind was annoying. They complained that it messed up their hair. I'd like one of my friends to prove that they have more bloody hair than I do. They don't. Even after I cut it a couple days ago. (Yes, I cut my mane. Yell at me later.) Then I got into my first accident. It wasn't serious, in fact, my car wasn't damaged at all, but believe me, it was still traumatic. (Ask Mike.) Anyhoo, I tried fixing the problem by replacing the thermostat. I did all the work myself because my dad convinced me to. It was not fun. I cut up my hand and it was all dirty and gross. Then, the over heating didn't stop and a leak appeared. This is where I had my second accident and this time it was not my fault, there was damage to my car, AND the jerk didn't even stop. CARAMBA. So, I pay $40 to get Hunter (my car's name) checked out. Not even fixed, just checked out. Lucky for me, it was Jason who helped with this part so I couldn't get too stressed, which was really nice. The place checks it out and tells me what needs to be replaced and what work needs to be done. They'd do it for me for $1,600...I say, HELL NO. Uh, Even before prom and senior events, I barely had that much money. So, once again, my dad convinces me that I can do the work and that it will be a good experience. I pay $300 on parts. A water pump, a new thermostat (the other one was the wrong part), a new raditator (a really huge piece of engine), and a hose. That was Saturday. That was the end of my money. I have $40 in my wallet or something pathetic like that and that is all I have out of the $1,700 I had before prom and senior events that I was bragging about. Oh, and all the money I thought I was getting from inherritances may never get to me, so I'm screwed financially. Anyways, Sunday, I get up and begin work. 6 hours later, without a break, I have the front of my car off and half the engine disassembled. I got totally sunburned and beat up. I pulled a tricep. I didn't even know that was possible, but believe me, it is and it hurts like a bitch. Monday the water pump goes on, along with the new thermostat. This evening I got the radiator and its hose all together and in place, but then I dropped a screw, lost the magnet to retrieve the bloody screw in side the body panels of the car, and had to redo so many screws I could have screamed. Why am I rambling about my car? Because, I am crying over a bloody piece of greesy metal. Crying over a car. I couldn't cry when Jason left Fremont and now I'm hysterical over a car. There must be something wrong with me. Maybe its because when Jason left, I wasn't in pain from my stomach anymore and now...well, the pain is back. GRRRRRRR. To make matters worse, Ryan makes my life hell, but I think I am going to convince him that I'm a lesbian so that he will go away. Jason is too busy and Mike likes to screw with my head. There is nothing to do at my house and I can't afford to buy Mike Tic Tacs. I need a hug. Tomorrow, I will be done with my car, FINALLY. Now, if only I had enough money for gas...I guess I will borrow some. Where did I make the wrong turn??
posted by Anonymous 10:56 PM


 
Oh and all you only children or children with one sibling or really anyone that doesnt have to deal with 3 siblings of the opposite sex that are as incredibly fucking stupid, arrogant, racist, and just plain annoying as my sisters, has absolutely no fucking right to tell me that they're bothered by how I treat my sisters. You should be saying that it bothers you how my sisters treat me. If you have met my sisters think of how they act and what they say and also (Probably) how much you disliked it. Then realize you probably put up for it for an hour max if you were to spend the night at my house and only minutes if you just stopped by my house. Now imagine having to deal with that every second you are at home. Now scream scream scream in terror and be glad that you're not me. Ever wonder why I have no conscience? No need to wonder anymore. I live in Hell.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:42 AM


 
A LOT of ORANGE Tic Tacs.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:52 AM


Monday, August 05, 2002

   
Weezer? That would be cool...if only it wasn't this weekend. Grr...Sorry. So, what do you do when you can't go anywhere because you disassembled your car engine and there is nothing to do where you are? Any suggestions would be nice. Except the "get a job" suggestion. I know I should, but I'm taking my time. Hey! I reconciled with Mike...all I have to do now is buy tic tacs and I'm free! I can't believe I start college in a couple weeks. A couple months ago I was in denial about graduating and now I'm about to start classes in college. This summer went so fast...
posted by Anonymous 4:35 PM


Sunday, August 04, 2002

   
i want to go!! curse my untimely absence!!
posted by Jason 10:29 PM


 
grrr. I have very good tickets to go see weezer this saturday, but everyone is flaking out on me. I MIGHT need someone to go with, I should know in the next couple of days. Does anyone want to go? im me (evaporate3) email me (thebackground@hotmail.com) or call me 510-651-4055 thanks everyone, Meghan.
posted by Anonymous 7:45 PM


 
i just lost my wallet and PDA friday. i put my pants on the roof of the car (i had been swimming was in my swimsuit) before i got in the car and forgot about them on the roof. a guy pulled up beside me and ryan and told us my shoes were still on the roof and he had seen a guy pick up the pants and drive off. i dont expect to get either item back. i didnt loose much money, but the wallet had my CA drivers license and insurance card, along with a few other things ill probably miss when i need them. no credit cards or anything like that thank god. the pda had some phone numbers and email addresses and while i dont expect the person to try to returning it all to me, if they contact any of you, you can reach me at 510-435-1088. i didnt loose anything crucial, so im thankful for that. i just will miss my wallet, and of course, ill have to buy a new PDA. sigh
posted by Jason 10:47 AM


Saturday, August 03, 2002

   
Now that's more like it. And so that was you! Do you know how annoying it is to get up and go to your phone and for no one to be there? Id rather get a prank call so I know what the point is. Anyways, yes hurry up and apologize and buy me orange tic tacs. Id forgive almost anything for Orange tic tacs. I dont stop because boundaries are bad. Boundaries are aka limits. Limits are bad. I stop when its serious. Like when Bear went in for surgery I wasn't trying to scare J that he was going to die in surgery. Hey, I was worried about Bear too. So yes, if you knew me you'd know I am there when it counts. If anyone wants to be mad because I dont let them get away with some little thing well it is your loss. And I agree she should apologize.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:04 AM


Friday, August 02, 2002

   
Mike, I know so little about your relationship with Anna, let alone the ones with your family. I am hard on my little brother, but I would defend him any time he needed it. I agree with you that Anna just used the Great America thing as an excuse. It was the same with Ryan. He and I had problems way before prom...way back in March when he really hurt me and I just couldn't totally forgive him. I was tired of being taken advantage of. Its a long story, I'll tell you later if you really want to know, but anyways, I think that the ride was what made everything go off. If your friendship really mattered to her, she would apologize. I can't tell you how many days I have called your house and hung up to apologize for the movie thing and then chickened out. So, I'm sorry about that. However, Anna has a point, that sometimes you just don't know when to stop. A lot of people have boundaries and even so, you cross them. It really appears that you are a heartless egotistical jerk, a lot of the time. If you want to keep more friends, learn to know when to stop. Sometimes, people just need a little compassion.

Now, my good news. I have been fighting medical problems all summer and now I think I am finally okay. So, be happy for that!! No surgery for Brittany!
posted by Anonymous 7:15 PM


 
i just read the long transcript mike. i must say that the way you treat your sisters bothers me sometimes, but i dont consider myself in a position to judge because i dont know what its like because i dont have any siblings. and besides, your family is your business. and i dont know what shes talking about concerning your mom. i also have to say youve really been there for me when i need it. doing nice things too like that surprise breakfast at dennys the morning i was leaving. mike, youre the truest friend ive had, even though youre also the biggest jerk i know ;)
posted by Jason 5:36 PM


 
How weak. No comments. Either no one bothered to read it or no one has opinions. Very sad. Tonight at work the truck was 25 minutes late for wharehouse on top of getting there late to begin with (11pm). Asst. Manager Mr. Himenez walks in at 11:25 and says "Isn't the truck here YET." Truck pulls in right at that instant. Mr. Himenez "Thats some goddamn good timing." Yeah. You had to be there.
posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:01 AM


 
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