BJ's AnD S&M

BJ's AnD S&M


	Named after the creator, Mike, four most frequent posters, Brittany, Jason, Anna, Sarah and newest member Dorothy. archives Saturday, November 30, 2002 i hope everyone's thanksgiving went well. i was sick so i couldnt eat too much, but when i felt better i had some leftovers, and these great rolls that my aunt makes. im ok now though, except for a slightly sore throat. im thankful to have you all as friends. thanks for the good times. happy thanksgiving. posted by Jason 4:43 PM Friday, November 29, 2002 I know you got a busy signal. This is because my sisters are dumb fucks. Keep trying though. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:00 AM Thursday, November 28, 2002 But thank you for not getting upset. posted by Anonymous 11:26 AM No...I actually got a busy signal. I tried more than once in a row because I thought that was strange... posted by Anonymous 11:26 AM Hehehe. How is it unfair to ASK someone to call? You tried thats what is important. Im not blaming you. Sheesh, calm down. Fucking dumbass sisters don't switch over I swear im going to kill them. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:54 AM Tuesday, November 26, 2002 Mikael, its unfair to ask someone call, but then the phone is busy. I tried twice. No blaming me. posted by Anonymous 11:06 PM I can try, Mike...I have choir tonight. And its my sister's birthday...and I have a test tomorrow. But I will try. posted by Anonymous 4:20 PM Relax Brat. I am not mad you couldn't record it. LIke I said it turned out unimportant anyways. I don't think Tivo is magic. I just forget you were on the cruise when I typed that and then I remembered right after. Im also quite aware I would have to come to your house to watch it which I would. Also call me today if you read this. I should be home most of the day. Try not to call before noon or Ill be sleeping.:) posted by Mikael, Shady, God 4:05 AM Monday, November 25, 2002 I feel like the slinky person Jason mentioned before. I fell down the stairs at Ohlone...AGAIN. I tried to make it look like I meant to do it, but I fell pretty badly. No way to recover. I blame it on the fact that the wind was so crazy and I've been on a rocking boat for a week and I'm not used to solid un-moving ground yet. Oh, and I opened my first checking account today. Yay! posted by Anonymous 10:52 PM Yeah. It was so amazing. 2 hours or so in a tank with two dolphins near me at all times. There were more like 8 dolphins in there all at once though. I have it all on tape and I took pictures. I actually rode one of the dolphins, like they do in the movies, but I stayed above water. One kissed me on the cheek too...a total dream come for me. They were so nice and playful. I loved it. posted by Anonymous 4:59 PM you got to swim with dolphins? dolphins rock! speaking of busy... tonight I have to write a lit paper (only 6 pages though) and tomorrow I fly back to ca for thanksgiving and next next friday I have a piece due for my writing class then the tuesday after that I have my lit conference paper due.. 15 pages or so.. then the friday after THAT I have my other conference paper due, which is 15 more pages. and hey.. who hasn't started? that'd be me. you all know how it is I'm sure. posted by Anonymous 1:14 PM Home from Mexico! I have corn-row dreadlock things in my hair, a blanket, and a few opals. Oh, and I'm 18. That's always nice. I didn't get anything for myself, but hey, I swam dolphins, and I think that is pretty damn cool. Busy as hell now. I have two tests this week and then more vacation to work on my final term paper...which I haven't started. I know, so unlike me...I've been thinking about it though, so I know what I'm going to say...kinda...Anyhoo, just wanted to let everyone know that I was back in the country. Mikael, you can't expect me to record stuff when I'm not home. I have to be home and I have to know in advance AND you have to realize that the only way you'd see what you wanted me to record is to come to my house and watch it. Tivo is not magic and does not have a tape recording device. But, just so you know, yes, Mexico had the internet and so did the cruise ship, for 75 cents a minute, which I was not going to fork out since I lost on everything I gambled. =( See ya! posted by Anonymous 10:56 AM Sunday, November 24, 2002 Nothing. N/M. Turned out to be unimportant. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 8:44 PM i read this today, had to post it. some people are like slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs posted by Jason 2:36 PM Friday, November 22, 2002 Oh damn. Can you check the internet in Mexico? Probably not. HMMM I'll try Sarah. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 4:41 PM You better Jason. And Brat forget tic-tacs and all that just record Firefly and John Doe and I'll love you forever. I'm going to be out volunteering and I would hate to miss them. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:47 PM ok mike. ill try to make my dogs death easier on you in the future. ya, hes done it twice to me too ya know? was he still around in cali when he had those big lumps on his leg? well, they are indeed malignant, but its a cancer thats really slow to metastisize(sp?) or spread. why is this page showing everything in a really long line so i have to scroll way right to read it? ps. hurah for capitalism! posted by Jason 7:37 AM You know in a socialist country with universal health care they would have cut Bear off.... think about it. Don't you love capitalism? Tell bear Mike sends his love and hopes for a speedy recovery and far in the future a death by heart attack from certain "vigorous" activites involving female dogs. Oh and thats twice you've given me a false alarm J. Next time wait till you knwo for sure THEN tell me. It'll be easier on me. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 2:45 AM Thursday, November 21, 2002 it looks like bear is recovering : ) hes back home and my parents are giving him antibiotics and pain killers. my dad says hes behaving almost normally and that the swelling seems to be receding. he had an infection in the eye socket that had the eye removed, and a fever that apparently broke last night. apparently we should know by saturday if hes going to be ok. posted by Jason 4:36 PM Wednesday, November 20, 2002 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And I won't even get a chance to say goodbye. :( posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:52 PM bear is pretty sick, it looks like we're gonna have to put him down. posted by Jason 8:49 PM Tuesday, November 19, 2002 The BIBLE. Has anyone actually bothered to read this thing. Old & New Testament. New Testament reads like an edited version of the old testament. Not as much of the crazy crap thats in old testament that tells you to kill those who work on the Sabbath (Exodus 35:2) or that I can sell my daughter into slavery (Exodus 21:7). My personal favorite is Leviticus 25:44 which says I can own slaves from neighboring states. So I guess slave labor and sweat shops are ok but only if we use some dirty mexicans or canadians. Sure itd be funny seeing those damn dirty canadians working in sweatshops rather than invading our TV's and music. But morally it just isn't right. SO STOP SAYING THE BIBLE SAYS THIS OR THE BIBLE SAYS THAT TO DEFEND SOME CRAZY VIEWPOINT LIKE HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN ABOMINATION (is that a bigger abomination than eating shellfish? Lev. 11:10) especially if your hispanic or canadian because I will promptly make you my slave. Me changing my profile on AIM to the one below this. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:13 PM Have you ever been listening to a song and wondered "If my life was a movie...what would I be doing while this song played?"...and then felt bad that you weren't? posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:13 PM Sunday, November 17, 2002 were finally done moving. we moved into a house we bought in lynnwood wa, and its the last time i have to move. it was a hard day though; its only 6 and im ready for bed. posted by Jason 6:10 PM Off to Mexico and I will finally be 18. Miss you all!! posted by Anonymous 12:48 AM Saturday, November 16, 2002 I decided since I am currently worth about 20 dollars, it wouldn't go too well so I just went to class anyway. they all liked my story so now I decided I'm going to be a famous fiction writer. everyone watch this. its long but worht it. http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/farmsluts/quicktime.html posted by Anonymous 3:06 PM Howd that dropping out of school go for you Meghan? posted by Mikael, Shady, God 10:58 AM Friday, November 15, 2002 hallj58@seattleu.edu posted by Jason 7:36 AM mritchie@slc.edu and as a side note.. I'm gonna drop out of school insteadof go to the class I have in 25 minutes because we're supposed to workshop a story I wrote and if anyone says anything bad about it, I'll die. posted by Anonymous 5:36 AM Hey what do I always say about religion J? And Sarah email, call or somehow respond to my post! Then I can tell you when and where to stop on by to help Unit 1 with me. Oh and Meghan and J tell me your emails and I'll tell them to email you if they have any questions. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:43 AM Thursday, November 14, 2002 damn, i just read in one of my text books a transcript from the torture of someone during the spanish inquisition. heavy stuff. i cant believe the barbaric things people did/do in the name of God. posted by Jason 10:31 PM Unit 1! Tell them I heart them. Not really. I'm just getting nostalgic. Before we sign up for classes we have to interview with the teachers and for next semester I'm thinking of taking a democracy and social justice class and if I interview for it I could spend the whole time talking just about we the people and stuff. yay. posted by Anonymous 8:22 AM Jason have I taught you nothing! Friends don't send friends chain letters! FUCK. You need to smack her or do what I do and say you sent them when you didnt really. She'll never know. And Sarah I know life gets in the way. It was just my way of expressing how much fun it is and hoping you get a chance to soon. They could really use help though and district isn't until Dec. 8th I believe. And of course you could always I don't know...CALL and ask me things like that. For example I am helping some units on my days off by giving them hour long or more Q&A sessions etc. Unit 1 I'm supposed to help on Friday and it will most likely be well after 4 so if you want to come too that is wonderful. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:17 AM Wednesday, November 13, 2002 i dont know what to do with these chain letters this girl keeps sending me. theyre all like, send this to so many people if youre a real friend. i want to be a friend, but i hate chain letters, so i just want to delete them. posted by Jason 8:26 PM Sarah! Come judge WTP it is more fun than you can imagine. MWHAHAHA. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 1:04 AM Tuesday, November 12, 2002 so I have this job calling alumni and asking them for money. usually, it sucks. today, my roommate holly got to call vera wang (who had company, which means holly gets to call back tomorrow to solicit her) and I got to call a guy who is a "film director/producer" for "oohbaby productions" who is married to a woman named bunny. all i got was a busy signal though, darn. posted by Anonymous 7:22 PM What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck! posted by Jason 4:22 PM Sunday, November 10, 2002 Matt running naked in the rain.....(shudders). posted by Mikael, Shady, God 12:23 AM Saturday, November 09, 2002 all my weekends are three day weekends. but this one i need to really just lock myself in my room and start doing something, anything, for my conference work because I have two 15 or so page papers due the first week of december along with all that other regular class stuff that I am slightly (a lot) behind in. anyway, i was in the city yesterday, which was probably a bad time to be there, because apparently eminem was on trl and all of times square was all clogged up, people were packed on both sides of broadway holding up signs even though the studio had shades or something covering where you can usually see. BUT, the moral of the story is, I went and saw the movie secretary and it was really really good so I think everyone else should see it too. so go see it. posted by Anonymous 9:38 AM Speaking of nudity. After work this evening, there was a party I decided to look into. Food, music, bubbles, and of course, some nudity. I kept most of my clothes on, but I can only imagine how that party will end up by the end of the evening. Bet no one thought we could have so much fun at Ohlone. The best part is that the faculty paid for all of it and some attended! Coolness. As for the three-day weekend, that is neat. Except that I'm already going to be out of town for 11 days. Oh well. More time to study before my trip. posted by Anonymous 12:13 AM Friday, November 08, 2002 happy friday-of-a-three-day-weekend everyone posted by Jason 8:42 PM so much nudity in these blogs lately posted by Jason 3:45 PM it rained for the first time today. Naked people filled the streets and ran all around campus. It looked like fun so i joined. Naked people running around campus are funny. posted by Anonymous 3:35 AM Thursday, November 07, 2002 It rained! Yay! All day! I loved it. Then it thundered...not so good. Makes me more jumpy than I already am. And it thundered A LOT today. But still, IT RAINED! I got to drive in the rain at night, for the first time. It wasn't so bad. Kinda relaxing actually, with the exception of the bad drivers and a couple accidents. But yeah. I'm happy. posted by Anonymous 11:02 PM here's more proof people at my school are weird: they're having a "dive-in" movie. meaning, they like, stand in the pool, and watch jaws. posted by Anonymous 6:24 PM Wednesday, November 06, 2002 http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=1999-09-08&res=l posted by Jason 11:57 AM So hows this, im working on a research paper for Env & Soc when my computer crashes, it turns out my brand new Quantum hard drive shorted and blew so now i have to use an old hard drive with MAndrake Linux installed. Life is suckee posted by Anonymous 10:10 AM im such a retard. the sweater was in my room the whole time. i knew i never loose things. posted by Jason 8:07 AM Tuesday, November 05, 2002 I'm lazy. I never post on here. My journal is time consuming (but not as much as school is). Anyways, LA BOHEME was sooo good. I cried (no surprise) and the whole thing was in Italian. And it was an opera. But very good. Off to sleep for a date in Frisco tomorrow. Night! posted by Anonymous 11:25 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! today i bought this SU sweater ive had my eyes on for a week or so, AND I LOST IT ON THE SAME DAY I BOUGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this isnt right, i never loose things. posted by Jason 9:28 PM ok so... uh.. SOMEONE says more blogging? here's a joke. knock knock who's there? interrupting deaf-mute interrupting deaf-mu- joker rubs hands all over jokee's face, a la helen keller posted by Anonymous 8:43 PM i just had quite a fright. i looked in the empty box of a pizza i had just eaten, and i saw what at first looked like a dead beetle. then it looked like some small animals fecal matter. then it looked like half of a dehydrated olive, and i chose to stick with that ID. posted by Jason 8:42 PM Monday, November 04, 2002 i almost fell asleep in my 845-935 class today, so i thought id take a quick nap before my 1045 class to make sure im refreshed for the midterm i was going to take there. i wake up at 11:15. what followed was a lot of swearing, running, and general distress on my part. luckily it was an essay test that he had already given us the questions for, and i had studied enough that i knew what i wanted to say, so i was still able to finish the test on time. good times. on a lighter note (not really) this morning i worked so hard on the run that i started to gag (luckily nothing's in my stomach), but my throat is so dry that i try to cough and gag at the same time. good times. at least im getting funny stories through PT. oh ya, and im getting in shape and all, but thats not funny so who cares. posted by Jason 3:48 PM Sunday, November 03, 2002 Final Fantasy X Rocks the frikin Kasbah. posted by Anonymous 1:22 PM Saturday, November 02, 2002 thats true, im lucky to have an excuse now. if you dont like computer games you can stop reading now. jedi knight 2 is the most maddening game ive ever played. the puzzles are so hard, and most of the solutions are stupid. for example, i was in a hangar with lando and had to open the roof doors so he could fly his ship out. i look all over the expanive map and dont find any switches or levers or even any body else to kill. so i look at a walkthrough online, and apparently the way to open the roof is in the hangar, but in a place that is incredibly hard to get to. no military base in the world (not even canada) would have such a terrible system for opening ANYTHING. there is a box covering a crate covering a crawlspace that leads to a room where the controls for half of the roof are. very convinient, especially since i have to go over to the other side of the hangar and blow up some boxes that are covering another grate to the other crawlspace to the other room with the controls for the other half of the roof. wtf? the game is full of bs like that, and some of the stuff is worse, i just chose that one cause its easy to explain. i cant get through the game without closing out of the game and consulting a walkthrough every 5-10 minutes, which is totally uncool. and its not like i need a walkthrough for every game, ive beaten halflife and mohallied assault w/o walkthroughs. so why dont i just quit bitching and stop playing the game? because the jedi powers are SO COOL!!! you can walk into a room filled with storm troopers, officers, turrets, and just own them all without getting hit once. the lightsaber animations are great too, and the fights with other jedi are tons of fun. i keep playing to keep advancing my force powers, and they make it worth all the bullshit. posted by Jason 11:44 PM HEHEH not like you could stay up late before PT anyways J. posted by Mikael, Shady, God 4:09 PM early to rise and early to bed- makes a man healthy but socially dead. thats me. on nights before PT sessions (sun/tues/thurs) i have to go to bed early cause i have to get up early. on mon/wed/fri, i go to bed early, cause im tired from PT! last night i was trying to stay up late. i got to 1130 and i was like, "im not tir...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" saturday nighs are the only nights i can stay up late, and that just means im up till 1 or 2. im a party animal. rawr...... posted by Jason 12:09 PM Duet Sounds Good, if i can hit those notes... posted by Anonymous 11:07 AM i hate bad dreams! i had a dream last night that i was walking along outside with my dad, and things seemed ok then he said he was dead, and i "remembered" that he had been executed for something (not sure what) and i had a vision of him walking along a corridor in handcuffs surrounded by people. i woke up crying. bad times. i hate bad dreams. posted by Jason 10:42 AM Friday, November 01, 2002 Matt, download the Celine Dion and Andrea Bocelli version. Its the original and is really good. I have the sheet music. Duet?? ;) posted by Anonymous 10:22 PM New Favorite song: "The Prayer" by Josh Groban and Charlotte Church Download it! posted by Anonymous 12:30 PM